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Hey guys!

My name is Emily. I’m 25 years old and I’ve decided to stop aging.

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thatpettyblackgirl:

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This is amazing

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the-candydan-can:

This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged

angelaeon:

remuslupinisthevoiceofgod:

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

brutestyle:

hustleinatrap:

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watch and memorize

…. iconic

fat-birds:

fulsvamp:

Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish

stjärt = butt
mes = dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate)

this is a buttdork

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ohhh my god goohhhhhd ohhh my godhehed hohhhh my gohdedddddddd

nevaehtyler:

they probably spent too much time with their single mother 

night-hawk89:

ultraswam:

elionking:

gameraboy:

Peanuts, November 1, 1950

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A real ride or die.

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

smileybonez:

acidpanter:

acidpanter:

acidpanter:

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

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Sometimes…

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They are good girls!!!!1!!

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oasts:

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

manda:

n3rdsfuckharder:

cool-beeeeans:

coldforest:

uhttractive:

rafawashurr:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

this makes me so happy

tyhplosion:

an animal crossing villager: adabladbaj? akdnuifmanfm!

me:

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funeralmarketsuperstore:

los-ninos-rojos:

tilthat:

TIL McDonald’s is experimenting with playing classical music over the restaurants’ loudspeakers at night in hopes of stopping fights from breaking out

via reddit.com

3 in the morning in mcdonalds is the occult shadow-world where true civil war manifests itself

i don’t know about the rest of y'all but if i walk into a McDonald’s at 3am and i hear haydn’s creation playing up in that joint im going absolutely ape primal like mother fuck